Big Mouth Billy Bass 'Ku

You know. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to know. :)

From: ROBERT M MORGER
Subject: Re: The Singing Bass ku: was/ Bigmouth Billy

Big Mouth Billy Bass
I drop you in the water
no more be happy

From: Jason Tinling
Subject: Re: The Singing Bass ku: was/ Bigmouth Billy

Yodeling from shelf,
Bobby McFerrin lives on
in plastic Bigmouth.

From: Blake Werner
Subject: The Singing Bass ku: was/ Bigmouth Billy

give it gps
a caudilac with high fins
elvis croons in french

2tone olive paint
antron seats, snowshoe hare trim,
she's dressed fer downtown

will wallwart sell this
hold my place in line for me
i'll lie by the creek

i got de ku blue
it comes round me like deer fly
grabs yer attention

i will go tonight
surely i will catch a fish
will choose fly ahead

From: Blake Werner
Subject: yet more Singalong ku: was/ Bigmouth Billy

stacked dried carp on porch
4 cords a year with good carp
1.5 tarpon

fish sings by firelight
like that alaskin ballad
was that john horton

yes i need a walk
funny thing it rains gentle
the sun stays out too

ok i am sorry mostly and done, but consider nobody hath versed beans for ages.

From: Blake Werner
Subject: Re: yet more Singalong ku: was/ Bigmouth Billy

many tarpon burn
probably burns like willow
hard work, chunk like coal

From: Richard Frank
Subject: Re: The Singing Bass ku: was/ Bigmouth Billy

the plastic worm turns
taxidermy for Big Bill
up on the wall, not

Bill's a bad ass bass
top down cherry red Chevy
fish hood ornament

From: Claude Freaner
Subject: Re: The Singing Bass ku: was/ Bigmouth Billy

Singing Bass: tres gauche;
Tarantulas copying
Dogs are much more fun

Billy the bigmouth
Had a very nice bass sound;
Smallmouth are tenors

From: Fred Smith
Subject: Re: The Singing Bass ku: was/ Bigmouth Billy

Crooning largemouth bass
Jimmy Houston met his match
the fish kisses back

Deerhair bugs crankbait
rubber worms minnows for naught
he's after greenbacks

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