Eddie's a 10 years old something-or-other, Bruce Pencek's best guess is he's a miniature pinscher and corgy mix. He answers to many names including "Hey you!" and "Your Eminence." Eddie passes the time by shedding and staring.

He showed up on Bruce's doorstep as a stray in fall 1994 and has ruled the roost ever since. He does a passable wallaby imitation and sometimes just goes berserk. He'll go nuts for a Charlee-Bear treat.

Speaking of nuts, Eddie loves jumping up to meet men, and his forepaws inevitably jab them. Ask Rob Tucker about this.